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"Don't be such a wimp, it's just a paper cut..."

270 upvotes • Louizidunz

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I yelled that the police were on their way to get the man following me home to leave.

270 upvotes • cashoutgranny

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It was New Year's Eve and payment was due.

270 upvotes • UnfaithfullyYours

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"Those monkeys we met seemed friendly enough," one Xolaxis said, strapping herself into the ship's cockpit, "but I still don't think you should've given them fire."

270 upvotes • Jamesrejoice

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Sometimes I wonder if my time spent here writing is messing me up.

270 upvotes • 3Champs1Acc

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Watching my sleeping wife next to me in bed, I wondered if I should wake her.

270 upvotes • ItalianQuagsire

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I thought I had prolonged my life after striking a deal with death that he can take me only after I own a mansion.

270 upvotes • i_abh_esc_wq

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i was disgusted when i realized i had gotten her hair in my mouth

270 upvotes • Daannnyyyy04

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Mother told me if I ever say those words in public again, I'll be grounded forever.

270 upvotes • Akabi_Yoru

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Seeing all my friends and family at my funeral made me happy and think that I maybe left too soon

270 upvotes • TheSmokingHead

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Don't be such a wimp, it's just a paper cut..."	270	Louizidunz
I yelled that the police were on their way to get the man following me home to leave.	270	cashoutgranny
It was New Year's Eve and payment was due.	270	UnfaithfullyYours
"Those monkeys we met seemed friendly enough," one Xolaxis said, strapping herself into the ship's cockpit, "but I still don't think you should've given them fire."	270	Jamesrejoice
Sometimes I wonder if my time spent here writing is messing me up.	270	3Champs1Acc
Watching my sleeping wife next to me in bed, I wondered if I should wake her.	270	ItalianQuagsire
I thought I had prolonged my life after striking a deal with death that he can take me only after I own a mansion.	270	i_abh_esc_wq
i was disgusted when i realized i had gotten her hair in my mouth	270	Daannnyyyy04
Mother told me if I ever say those words in public again, I'll be grounded forever.	270	Akabi_Yoru
Seeing all my friends and family at my funeral made me happy and think that I maybe left too soon	270	TheSmokingHead