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I noticed a shooting star, and wished to rid the world of all suffering.

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Sometimes I wonder if my time spent here writing is messing me up.

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"I never loved you, we made a mistake and we need to fix this, set things right."

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Watching the stars above me, my oxygen supply dropped dangerously low, I slowly named each star after one of my dead crew members, eventually naming all but me.

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I always found it really cool to google and see pictures of myself on the internet.

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His baby shoes were just so small and adorable I couldn't help but smile, thinking of how they grow up so fast as I pulled hard on the vice, crushing his adult feet while he shrieked.

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As a school counsellor, I love to hear troubled children out on their issues of abuse, neglect and such.

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Everyone was excited as we welcomed the aliens with open arms as they landed.

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“What are you without your God?” The athiest screamed incoherently.

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I'm glad most of the stories here are fiction.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I noticed a shooting star, and wished to rid the world of all suffering.	577
Sometimes I wonder if my time spent here writing is messing me up.	270
"I never loved you, we made a mistake and we need to fix this, set things right."	220
Watching the stars above me, my oxygen supply dropped dangerously low, I slowly named each star after one of my dead crew members, eventually naming all but me.	214
I always found it really cool to google and see pictures of myself on the internet.	182
His baby shoes were just so small and adorable I couldn't help but smile, thinking of how they grow up so fast as I pulled hard on the vice, crushing his adult feet while he shrieked.	157
As a school counsellor, I love to hear troubled children out on their issues of abuse, neglect and such.	147
Everyone was excited as we welcomed the aliens with open arms as they landed.	137
“What are you without your God?” The athiest screamed incoherently.	111
I'm glad most of the stories here are fiction.	78