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Only show posts with narrations

'Citizens are reminded to smile and remain happy.'

269 upvotes • [deleted]

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Doctors were amazed that I actually managed to survive a Hiroshima nuclear bomb

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My second biggest regret was telling people I want to be cremated when I die.

269 upvotes • TheAlphaOmega21

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When I entered my date's bedroom, I saw she had pictures of gravestones as her wallpaper, and I inspected each one with morbid curiosity.

269 upvotes • incredibleinkpen

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"But I AM a real boy!" Pinnochio screamed in desperation as he struggled against his restraints.

269 upvotes • DystopianCake

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Oh shit, I've messed up on my very first day of work!

269 upvotes • magicwalrusgirl

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Everyone laughed at the man that brought the knife to the gunfight, until someone pointed out that it was the man that always brought a knife to a gunfight.

269 upvotes • fr34kii_V

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This sudden leak in the ceiling has me extremely worried.

269 upvotes • MRittall

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I yelped in pain as I burned my hand on the hot pan, accidentally dropping the cookies to the floor.

269 upvotes • thatreallyshortchick

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When I was 17, a woman appeared at my house telling me that she was my real mother who'd been searching for me for 16 years.

269 upvotes • GreggoryBasore

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
'Citizens are reminded to smile and remain happy.'	269	[deleted]
Doctors were amazed that I actually managed to survive a Hiroshima nuclear bomb	269	[deleted]
My second biggest regret was telling people I want to be cremated when I die.	269	TheAlphaOmega21
When I entered my date's bedroom, I saw she had pictures of gravestones as her wallpaper, and I inspected each one with morbid curiosity.	269	incredibleinkpen
"But I AM a real boy!" Pinnochio screamed in desperation as he struggled against his restraints.	269	DystopianCake
Oh shit, I've messed up on my very first day of work!	269	magicwalrusgirl
Everyone laughed at the man that brought the knife to the gunfight, until someone pointed out that it was the man that always brought a knife to a gunfight.	269	fr34kii_V
This sudden leak in the ceiling has me extremely worried.	269	MRittall
I yelped in pain as I burned my hand on the hot pan, accidentally dropping the cookies to the floor.	269	thatreallyshortchick
When I was 17, a woman appeared at my house telling me that she was my real mother who'd been searching for me for 16 years.	269	GreggoryBasore