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Everyone loves Neil Armstrong, but I think he's a damn liar.

269 upvotes • H2Oceanic

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"I love you," my wife and I said to each-other as we agreed to step out into the infected air and end our lives together once and for all.

269 upvotes • Grandclosing

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My team and I finally broke through the barriers and stepped triumphantly into the underground tomb, the first humans to touch or even see it for centuries.

269 upvotes • undigested-beef

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The worst part about being lost in the catacombs wasn't finding out that it was inescapable.

269 upvotes • darudestmanonearth

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My boyfriend told me he was into really weird kinky stuff so I let him tie me up on the bed and gag me

269 upvotes • sugar-soad

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To most people, winning fifty grand on a scratch card is cause for celebration.

269 upvotes • Beta_Peter

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As the wind rushed through my hair, I finally felt free

269 upvotes • [deleted]

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My mouth was completely numb after going to the dentist’s office, so my husband took me shopping to make me feel better.

269 upvotes • SDM0102

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While robbing an art museum I swiped a ring off the finger of one of the statues.

269 upvotes • codykelevra

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I always get compliments on my clear and smooth skin.

269 upvotes • pure_garbage_

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Everyone loves Neil Armstrong, but I think he's a damn liar.	269	H2Oceanic
"I love you," my wife and I said to each-other as we agreed to step out into the infected air and end our lives together once and for all.	269	Grandclosing
My team and I finally broke through the barriers and stepped triumphantly into the underground tomb, the first humans to touch or even see it for centuries.	269	undigested-beef
The worst part about being lost in the catacombs wasn't finding out that it was inescapable.	269	darudestmanonearth
My boyfriend told me he was into really weird kinky stuff so I let him tie me up on the bed and gag me	269	sugar-soad
To most people, winning fifty grand on a scratch card is cause for celebration.	269	Beta_Peter
As the wind rushed through my hair, I finally felt free	269	[deleted]
My mouth was completely numb after going to the dentist’s office, so my husband took me shopping to make me feel better.	269	SDM0102
While robbing an art museum I swiped a ring off the finger of one of the statues.	269	codykelevra
I always get compliments on my clear and smooth skin.	269	pure_garbage_