/u/Beta_Peter's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The time machine works perfectly and I quickly find Hitlers crib and smother him.

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By the time we broke the light barrier in the 30th century we had long evolved past our brutal past and reached the closest alien civilisation, 1,000 light years away, with ease.

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She dragged me into the alley, hotly kissing me and tearing open her blouse "Wanna know what turns me on?"

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The doctor says the tumour has grown all through the frontal lobe.

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The spice trader caught the gerbil nibbling into a grain stack, he decided to keep it as a pet for his daughter despite it's scraggly flea-bitten appearance.

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No one knew where the terrible smell was coming from or how it could be world-wide

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My phone rings and when I answer I hear the annoying automated sentence of "Hi I've been informed you were recently in a car accident..."

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Alexa, I want to listen to "Amazing Grace"

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A hypnic jerk, and sensation of falling, breaks my sleep as it does most nights.

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Everyone aboard was ecstatic when we found the U-116 on the sea bed, lost for 80 years.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The time machine works perfectly and I quickly find Hitlers crib and smother him.	14935
By the time we broke the light barrier in the 30th century we had long evolved past our brutal past and reached the closest alien civilisation, 1,000 light years away, with ease.	6262
She dragged me into the alley, hotly kissing me and tearing open her blouse "Wanna know what turns me on?"	1452
The doctor says the tumour has grown all through the frontal lobe.	1446
The spice trader caught the gerbil nibbling into a grain stack, he decided to keep it as a pet for his daughter despite it's scraggly flea-bitten appearance.	770
No one knew where the terrible smell was coming from or how it could be world-wide	745
My phone rings and when I answer I hear the annoying automated sentence of "Hi I've been informed you were recently in a car accident..."	583
Alexa, I want to listen to "Amazing Grace"	488
A hypnic jerk, and sensation of falling, breaks my sleep as it does most nights.	457
Everyone aboard was ecstatic when we found the U-116 on the sea bed, lost for 80 years.	448