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The nurse asked if I had any questions before my surgery, and I said, "Just out of curiosity, what's my blood type?"

268 upvotes • Hinermad

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does it make a sound?

268 upvotes • HereComesTheDiddly

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I hated my father Adolf so much that I swore to make an example out of anyone with that name.

268 upvotes • [deleted]

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After we were finally on the victorious end of a seemingly never ending war, our enemies surrendered, and left us a gift.

268 upvotes • hossel001

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They say, “You are what you eat”.

268 upvotes • Angad11121

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Lily’s daddy always chuckled and laughed when she tried to push him on the swings at the park.

268 upvotes • MankySmellyWegian

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Our bathroom door was nice and solid, it would keep the kids safe when the monsters came.

268 upvotes • alliedcola

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"That's an egg sack, put it down right now!"

268 upvotes • ursois

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"At least wear it before you say you don't like it!" my mom yelled at me

268 upvotes • ImadGrim

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They just joked and called her "the one that got away".

268 upvotes • leNuup

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The nurse asked if I had any questions before my surgery, and I said, "Just out of curiosity, what's my blood type?"	268	Hinermad
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does it make a sound?	268	HereComesTheDiddly
I hated my father Adolf so much that I swore to make an example out of anyone with that name.	268	[deleted]
After we were finally on the victorious end of a seemingly never ending war, our enemies surrendered, and left us a gift.	268	hossel001
They say, “You are what you eat”.	268	Angad11121
Lily’s daddy always chuckled and laughed when she tried to push him on the swings at the park.	268	MankySmellyWegian
Our bathroom door was nice and solid, it would keep the kids safe when the monsters came.	268	alliedcola
"That's an egg sack, put it down right now!"	268	ursois
"At least wear it before you say you don't like it!" my mom yelled at me	268	ImadGrim
They just joked and called her "the one that got away".	268	leNuup