/u/hossel001's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After we were finally on the victorious end of a seemingly never ending war, our enemies surrendered, and left us a gift.

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When I tried to propose to my girlfriend, she was out of breath.

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I've got to know my sleep paralysis demon pretty good now.

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''All my other friends only come to me when they need something" - she said

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I'm sure it's almost done, just one more second, boss!

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Pizza.

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Man, I hope this guy has some good ass candy in this basement 20 feet under ground level behind 4 locked metal doors and no windows anywhere!

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'' I Love you! '' - said mom

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After we were finally on the victorious end of a seemingly never ending war, our enemies surrendered, and left us a gift.	268
When I tried to propose to my girlfriend, she was out of breath.	60
I've got to know my sleep paralysis demon pretty good now.	40
''All my other friends only come to me when they need something" - she said	5
I'm sure it's almost done, just one more second, boss!	3
Pizza.	3
Man, I hope this guy has some good ass candy in this basement 20 feet under ground level behind 4 locked metal doors and no windows anywhere!	1
'' I Love you! '' - said mom	0