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I stood there looking at rubble of my house that had been brought down by the drunk superhero and thought of my wife and 4 kids that had been inside.

6599 upvotes • Thedemonwhisperer

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You have been permanently banned from participating in r/TwoSentenceHorror.

6599 upvotes • drethnudrib

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"This macaroni keeps sliding around my kitchen counter by itself, and I keep finding it at the foot of my bed at night", my brother told me.

6595 upvotes • Monechetti

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[MAY22] We thought our plan was going well, but then I saw my friends get snapped in half, parts of them being removed one by one.

6594 upvotes • KangarooDense

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The demon rose menacingly to its full height, then followed my gaze across the room.

6593 upvotes • shoutsfrombothsides

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I carefully re-read my suicide note once more.

6584 upvotes • Livid-Classroom

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The only rule was no eating the apples. After seeing what Adam had done to poor Lilith, Eve would’ve eaten the whole tree to escape this “paradise.”

6584 upvotes • MDS98

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I cried as I ate the last mouthful of meat I had.

6580 upvotes • SlumberousVirus

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I know it's wrong to lie about being pregnant for the sake of a relationship, but you don't understand-- I have to!

6577 upvotes • Saith_Cassus

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The old woman dug her fingers into my arm, “you will drown on dry land, you will suffocate despite oxygen, and you will nary draw breath to scream for help in your agony!”

6577 upvotes • AgentMeatbal

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I stood there looking at rubble of my house that had been brought down by the drunk superhero and thought of my wife and 4 kids that had been inside.	6599	Thedemonwhisperer
You have been permanently banned from participating in r/TwoSentenceHorror.	6599	drethnudrib
"This macaroni keeps sliding around my kitchen counter by itself, and I keep finding it at the foot of my bed at night", my brother told me.	6595	Monechetti
[MAY22] We thought our plan was going well, but then I saw my friends get snapped in half, parts of them being removed one by one.	6594	KangarooDense
The demon rose menacingly to its full height, then followed my gaze across the room.	6593	shoutsfrombothsides
I carefully re-read my suicide note once more.	6584	Livid-Classroom
The only rule was no eating the apples. After seeing what Adam had done to poor Lilith, Eve would’ve eaten the whole tree to escape this “paradise.”	6584	MDS98
I cried as I ate the last mouthful of meat I had.	6580	SlumberousVirus
I know it's wrong to lie about being pregnant for the sake of a relationship, but you don't understand-- I have to!	6577	Saith_Cassus
The old woman dug her fingers into my arm, “you will drown on dry land, you will suffocate despite oxygen, and you will nary draw breath to scream for help in your agony!”	6577	AgentMeatbal