/u/SlumberousVirus's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I cried as I ate the last mouthful of meat I had.

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I smiled as I saw my daughter peek around the corner.

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Last year, my mother found a razor blade in my brother's Halloween candy.

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I always wondered why we have those squiggly lines in our vision.

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I guess I was too high to cook, because it smells like dinner's burning.

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As I lay in bed, I heard a voice whisper, "Don't move, I'm watching you."

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I'm not vain, but I have the best looking body in town.

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I laughed as I watched my best friend finally do a perfect swan dive off the high board.

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I knocked harder, knowing they had to hear me.

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I worked so hard.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I cried as I ate the last mouthful of meat I had.	6580
I smiled as I saw my daughter peek around the corner.	411
Last year, my mother found a razor blade in my brother's Halloween candy.	241
I always wondered why we have those squiggly lines in our vision.	47
I guess I was too high to cook, because it smells like dinner's burning.	44
As I lay in bed, I heard a voice whisper, "Don't move, I'm watching you."	37
I'm not vain, but I have the best looking body in town.	18
I laughed as I watched my best friend finally do a perfect swan dive off the high board.	18
I knocked harder, knowing they had to hear me.	17
I worked so hard.	9