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I asked my son if he meant to say "degenerate" instead of "de-generate."

6543 upvotes • Ianthekiller

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"I'm sorry Annie, the doctor said I shouldn't be seeing you" I heard my son talking to the little girl sitting at the edge of his bed.

6542 upvotes • Ashkiiiii

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Having bought a new one, the rich boy threw his used sex doll in the dumpster. NSFW

6540 upvotes • Patchman66

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I finally figured out how to fuse people with animals!

6540 upvotes • IDrinkShamp00

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In a fit of rage I decided to strangle my sister as she never leaves me alone

6538 upvotes • sugar-soad

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I'm throwing a surprise party for my best friend.

6537 upvotes • mawceball

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Help they're going to kill me

6536 upvotes • Nobvious001

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My son walked up to me crying and asked me "Daddy, why does Mommy never stop screaming?"

6536 upvotes • [deleted]

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When I was younger, I’ve been told that if you have the same birthday as someone famous, you’ll become just like them.

6534 upvotes • Zarasiel

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After bouts of feral clawing and pounding, the zombie horde broke through the door and flooded into the bedroom.

6532 upvotes • KagoM_

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I asked my son if he meant to say "degenerate" instead of "de-generate."	6543	Ianthekiller
"I'm sorry Annie, the doctor said I shouldn't be seeing you" I heard my son talking to the little girl sitting at the edge of his bed.	6542	Ashkiiiii
Having bought a new one, the rich boy threw his used sex doll in the dumpster. NSFW	6540	Patchman66
I finally figured out how to fuse people with animals!	6540	IDrinkShamp00
In a fit of rage I decided to strangle my sister as she never leaves me alone	6538	sugar-soad
I'm throwing a surprise party for my best friend.	6537	mawceball
Help they're going to kill me	6536	Nobvious001
My son walked up to me crying and asked me "Daddy, why does Mommy never stop screaming?"	6536	[deleted]
When I was younger, I’ve been told that if you have the same birthday as someone famous, you’ll become just like them.	6534	Zarasiel
After bouts of feral clawing and pounding, the zombie horde broke through the door and flooded into the bedroom.	6532	KagoM_