/r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Everytime I make eye contact with someone, even if it's accidental and only for a second, they die in some horrible way within five minutes.
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Blake thought that it was comical when the old witch cursed him to an eternity of living out his life's favorite moments...
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*ring* *ring* Hi daddy, mommy took me shopping today for a guide cane so I could start learning how to walk on my own!
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The cop just told me that he was gonna have to write me a ticket for driving alone in the carpool lane.
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