/u/phakeusername1's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Blake thought that it was comical when the old witch cursed him to an eternity of living out his life's favorite moments...

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We all heard the egg crack open.

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I was super excited to arrive at the secluded house of my new girlfriend to help her live out her rape fantasy...

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Dashing thru the snow, in a 1 horse open sleigh...

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I got disapproving looks for my, "cat got your tongue?" taunting.

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The fertility drugs worked excellently with her body allowing her to successfully birth her 3rd set of triplets.

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the snake's venom coursing through her veins was excruciating, but she felt that it was far better than the daily gang rapes by the cult members.

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Mike was pleasantly surprised to find his wife cooking his favorite meal and gladly gulped down the mouthful she offered him.

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The bumper sticker on her car stated that she wished she could live her dog's life.

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30 minutes ago I told Jake that I needed to meet his parents face to face before accepting his wedding proposal ...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Blake thought that it was comical when the old witch cursed him to an eternity of living out his life's favorite moments...	6217
We all heard the egg crack open.	1628
I was super excited to arrive at the secluded house of my new girlfriend to help her live out her rape fantasy...	1487
Dashing thru the snow, in a 1 horse open sleigh...	953
I got disapproving looks for my, "cat got your tongue?" taunting.	255
The fertility drugs worked excellently with her body allowing her to successfully birth her 3rd set of triplets.	181
the snake's venom coursing through her veins was excruciating, but she felt that it was far better than the daily gang rapes by the cult members.	107
Mike was pleasantly surprised to find his wife cooking his favorite meal and gladly gulped down the mouthful she offered him.	89
The bumper sticker on her car stated that she wished she could live her dog's life.	52
30 minutes ago I told Jake that I needed to meet his parents face to face before accepting his wedding proposal ...	52