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"Turn back," I begged my friend as he drove, sirens wailing in the background.

14320 upvotes • homestarmy_recruiter

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After all these years, I successfully time traveled back to 1999, and now I can live out my childhood again without worrying about 2020 for another 21 years.

14307 upvotes • LederhosenLeprechaun

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You know I love you more than anything, babe.

14281 upvotes • forbetterconvo

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I'm hours away from dying, and I have to die knowing none of my friends or family will attend my funeral.

14271 upvotes • TipsSlight

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'Well, the tests came back and the growth in your chest isn't Cancer.'

14265 upvotes • Spugnacious

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"You used to be so self conscious," I told her, looking in the mirror.

14251 upvotes • MrDrMissTerry

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“Under the jurisdiction of the three laws, robots help keep humanity safe, healthy, and hearty.”

14244 upvotes • marshallman31

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After sex, I always feel guilty.

14228 upvotes • Grouchy-Football-249

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After decades of torture and agony, I was finally lifted up in the sky, thinking I had served my time in hell.

14224 upvotes • Aco282

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“You’re too old to have an imaginary friend, Sarah,” the grown ups would always yell.

14214 upvotes • nickrashell

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Turn back," I begged my friend as he drove, sirens wailing in the background.	14320	homestarmy_recruiter
After all these years, I successfully time traveled back to 1999, and now I can live out my childhood again without worrying about 2020 for another 21 years.	14307	LederhosenLeprechaun
You know I love you more than anything, babe.	14281	forbetterconvo
I'm hours away from dying, and I have to die knowing none of my friends or family will attend my funeral.	14271	TipsSlight
'Well, the tests came back and the growth in your chest isn't Cancer.'	14265	Spugnacious
"You used to be so self conscious," I told her, looking in the mirror.	14251	MrDrMissTerry
“Under the jurisdiction of the three laws, robots help keep humanity safe, healthy, and hearty.”	14244	marshallman31
After sex, I always feel guilty.	14228	Grouchy-Football-249
After decades of torture and agony, I was finally lifted up in the sky, thinking I had served my time in hell.	14224	Aco282
“You’re too old to have an imaginary friend, Sarah,” the grown ups would always yell.	14214	nickrashell