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“Under the jurisdiction of the three laws, robots help keep humanity safe, healthy, and hearty.”

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When I hit 5 months of pregnancy, I wasn’t surprised when the kicking started.

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As the temple crumbled around them, the lead cultist exclaimed, “How could the ritual not work!?”

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My house was always a place of sanctuary and security.

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“Sis, I seriously don’t get what’s bothering you.”

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I take my job as a Coast Guard very seriously, and I have no tolerance for prank calls.

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“Kiddo, I really don’t understand what you’re blubbering about.”

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The full moon was a beacon in the darkness of the night.

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I always said that one day I would take her hand in marriage.

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I remember the day when that lying psychopath said that I would never find my wife’s body.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Under the jurisdiction of the three laws, robots help keep humanity safe, healthy, and hearty.”	14244
When I hit 5 months of pregnancy, I wasn’t surprised when the kicking started.	543
As the temple crumbled around them, the lead cultist exclaimed, “How could the ritual not work!?”	62
My house was always a place of sanctuary and security.	42
“Sis, I seriously don’t get what’s bothering you.”	23
I take my job as a Coast Guard very seriously, and I have no tolerance for prank calls.	21
“Kiddo, I really don’t understand what you’re blubbering about.”	17
The full moon was a beacon in the darkness of the night.	17
I always said that one day I would take her hand in marriage.	17
I remember the day when that lying psychopath said that I would never find my wife’s body.	11