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I just saw a super helpful ad for a necklace that people can use to send a distress signal when abducted.

5593 upvotes • GuyAwks

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When I was pulled over by flashing lights on a desolate highway, I said, “Officer, please be lenient because I used to be a cop.”

5591 upvotes • latchkey_49

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On my last step after a meticulous hour-long climb, I felt my foot twist on the loose rocks and my ankle crack.

5590 upvotes • namecannotbeblankk

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I heard a loud crunch as the dentist was performing my clean.

5588 upvotes • shoutsfrombothsides

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“Mom, all the kids at school laughs and bully me because of my high pigtails”

5587 upvotes • ilovep2019

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.

5585 upvotes • _The10thMuse_

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My husband hanged himself a year ago. NSFW

5584 upvotes • Bloxy_Boba

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She was overjoyed when her son and daughter were found, discovered after seven years in a defunct fallout shelter.

5582 upvotes • Betsylanz

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When I got my first period, I came to my mother crying. NSFW

5580 upvotes • marilynmansonfuckme

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My wife keeps hiding my pills.

5578 upvotes • Duthos

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I just saw a super helpful ad for a necklace that people can use to send a distress signal when abducted.	5593	GuyAwks
When I was pulled over by flashing lights on a desolate highway, I said, “Officer, please be lenient because I used to be a cop.”	5591	latchkey_49
On my last step after a meticulous hour-long climb, I felt my foot twist on the loose rocks and my ankle crack.	5590	namecannotbeblankk
I heard a loud crunch as the dentist was performing my clean.	5588	shoutsfrombothsides
“Mom, all the kids at school laughs and bully me because of my high pigtails”	5587	ilovep2019
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.	5585	_The10thMuse_
My husband hanged himself a year ago. NSFW	5584	Bloxy_Boba
She was overjoyed when her son and daughter were found, discovered after seven years in a defunct fallout shelter.	5582	Betsylanz
When I got my first period, I came to my mother crying. NSFW	5580	marilynmansonfuckme
My wife keeps hiding my pills.	5578	Duthos