/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I'm so frustrated that it's been six nights and my blend of chamomile tea and manuka honey isn't sending me off to a blissful deep sleep where I can just blink and it'll be morning.

5576 upvotes • Minimum_Passing_Slut

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As an ethnic woman, I’ve never understood men’s fascination with my hair.

5575 upvotes • CBenson1273

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"Who's got the cutest little fingers, and the cutest little toes, and the cutest little nose?"

5574 upvotes • callingFives

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My girlfriend finally quit smoking.

5572 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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[APR22] I never played "Old maid" before but I couldn't say no to the old, lonely man, already sharing the cards.

5571 upvotes • TillIever2211

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I thought the new app I downloaded was a dating app.

5571 upvotes • BigBlueMountainStar

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He lay there, feeling the blood run down the side of his head, unable to move at all.

5567 upvotes • reddandy26

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I had won a lifetime supply of coffee from Starbucks.

5566 upvotes • zoso79

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"How could you have done that to our child!" screamed my boyfriend, holding my medical records in one hand and a gun in the other.

5566 upvotes • Petnochlab

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We were excited for my wife's first sonogram.

5562 upvotes • Slymood

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'm so frustrated that it's been six nights and my blend of chamomile tea and manuka honey isn't sending me off to a blissful deep sleep where I can just blink and it'll be morning.	5576	Minimum_Passing_Slut
As an ethnic woman, I’ve never understood men’s fascination with my hair.	5575	CBenson1273
"Who's got the cutest little fingers, and the cutest little toes, and the cutest little nose?"	5574	callingFives
My girlfriend finally quit smoking.	5572	HunterSDeadguy
[APR22] I never played "Old maid" before but I couldn't say no to the old, lonely man, already sharing the cards.	5571	TillIever2211
I thought the new app I downloaded was a dating app.	5571	BigBlueMountainStar
He lay there, feeling the blood run down the side of his head, unable to move at all.	5567	reddandy26
I had won a lifetime supply of coffee from Starbucks.	5566	zoso79
"How could you have done that to our child!" screamed my boyfriend, holding my medical records in one hand and a gun in the other.	5566	Petnochlab
We were excited for my wife's first sonogram.	5562	Slymood