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[APR22] I never played "Old maid" before but I couldn't say no to the old, lonely man, already sharing the cards.

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"I wish to kill who my girlfriend's cheating with," he said monkey paw in hand

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BREAKING NEWS: Human Bodies washing up on South African coastline.

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"We only have a year to pay them off, please honey."

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"I saw mommy kissing Santa last night." NSFW

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"Ouch!" he said as the pizza began to burn his mouth.

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As they described the elderly Jane Doe it made my blood crawl.

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"I am not going to run when I take off this light," her hand was on the switch.

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My blood test got mixed up and they checked if I was pregnant. NSFW

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I know how to get out of the simulation.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[APR22] I never played "Old maid" before but I couldn't say no to the old, lonely man, already sharing the cards.	5571
"I wish to kill who my girlfriend's cheating with," he said monkey paw in hand	4839
BREAKING NEWS: Human Bodies washing up on South African coastline.	1782
"We only have a year to pay them off, please honey."	991
"I saw mommy kissing Santa last night." NSFW	952
"Ouch!" he said as the pizza began to burn his mouth.	263
As they described the elderly Jane Doe it made my blood crawl.	166
"I am not going to run when I take off this light," her hand was on the switch.	160
My blood test got mixed up and they checked if I was pregnant. NSFW	130
I know how to get out of the simulation.	108