/u/BigBlueMountainStar's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I thought the new app I downloaded was a dating app.

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I still remember vividly the last thing my grandma said to me before she died;

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My beeping phone was informing me of a new message, which contained a link saying “click here to watch a live murder”

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I was so looking forward to the first pizza I’d ordered in a long time - double pepperoni passion

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It turns out that the Grizzly bear I bumped into on my hike didn’t want to eat me. It was mating season and he was feeling horny.

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The scratching in the attic was strangely comforting, like there was someone keeping me company.

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As I sat quietly reading my book on the train, everything started to go foggy.

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They say “the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”

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As I lay in bed, I felt a hand reach into my boxers and start to play with my balls; “That’s nice but not tonight” I whispered “I’m not in the mood” NSFW

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It finally dawned on me that the reflection we see in a mirror is in fact a parallel universe when I helplessly watched my wife brutally murder me while having a shave.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thought the new app I downloaded was a dating app.	5571
I still remember vividly the last thing my grandma said to me before she died;	716
My beeping phone was informing me of a new message, which contained a link saying “click here to watch a live murder”	220
I was so looking forward to the first pizza I’d ordered in a long time - double pepperoni passion	71
It turns out that the Grizzly bear I bumped into on my hike didn’t want to eat me. It was mating season and he was feeling horny.	46
The scratching in the attic was strangely comforting, like there was someone keeping me company.	45
As I sat quietly reading my book on the train, everything started to go foggy.	39
They say “the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”	37
As I lay in bed, I felt a hand reach into my boxers and start to play with my balls; “That’s nice but not tonight” I whispered “I’m not in the mood” NSFW	32
It finally dawned on me that the reflection we see in a mirror is in fact a parallel universe when I helplessly watched my wife brutally murder me while having a shave.	28