/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My wife being pregnant without my involvement normally would have made me suspicious.

5244 upvotes • Mr7000000

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My new husband is making me take out an awfully large life insurance policy.

5240 upvotes • Ruventus

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The neuro-chemists working for the state have actually created a drug they’ve hailed as “chemically induced empathy.”

5240 upvotes • tasteofhemlock

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I think my girlfriend died and came back as a ghost.

5236 upvotes • TheWolfbaneBlooms

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She had to tug pretty hard to pull the long strands of black, matted hair out from the drain.

5233 upvotes • beckypartybeckyparty

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After years of imprisonment under the Nazi concentration camp, I cried in joy when the Allied troops came to liberate here.

5230 upvotes • Jaeger_Constantin

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After we recovered the bits of spaceship that crash-landed right outside our base, we proceeded to interrogate our only surviving crew about what happened back there.

5228 upvotes • _P_O_O_D_L_E_

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My son looked at me with tears in his eyes and asked “Daddy when will mommy and sissy be home?”

5228 upvotes • GrantGorewood

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Passing a kidney stone wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

5224 upvotes • Compulsive-Lyre

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After I was declared dead for three minutes people kept asking me if I saw anything.

5223 upvotes • FilmsnFries

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife being pregnant without my involvement normally would have made me suspicious.	5244	Mr7000000
My new husband is making me take out an awfully large life insurance policy.	5240	Ruventus
The neuro-chemists working for the state have actually created a drug they’ve hailed as “chemically induced empathy.”	5240	tasteofhemlock
I think my girlfriend died and came back as a ghost.	5236	TheWolfbaneBlooms
She had to tug pretty hard to pull the long strands of black, matted hair out from the drain.	5233	beckypartybeckyparty
After years of imprisonment under the Nazi concentration camp, I cried in joy when the Allied troops came to liberate here.	5230	Jaeger_Constantin
After we recovered the bits of spaceship that crash-landed right outside our base, we proceeded to interrogate our only surviving crew about what happened back there.	5228	_P_O_O_D_L_E_
My son looked at me with tears in his eyes and asked “Daddy when will mommy and sissy be home?”	5228	GrantGorewood
Passing a kidney stone wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.	5224	Compulsive-Lyre
After I was declared dead for three minutes people kept asking me if I saw anything.	5223	FilmsnFries