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It had been a long day at work, so by the time I got home, I went straight to bed.

5101 upvotes • MrMario63

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My boyfriend loved jokes so I smiled sweetly and asked him, “What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?”

5100 upvotes • Sarcastic-abortion

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I opted for the new injection to instantly age every cell in my body by 4 years over serving the time in prison.

5100 upvotes • GoldthenBlack

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As a trans woman, I was so thankful to the genie when he agreed to grant my wish of giving me a female body.

5100 upvotes • Daisyloo66

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I called it The Giving Mirror because when I told it I was sad, the next day there was a beautiful flower that made me happy and every other problem I gave the mirror, it gave a solution back.

5099 upvotes • ItisYeHampster

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When the Prince proposed to Cinderella, she forgave her stepsisters and married them off to wealthy noblemen who could take good care of them.

5098 upvotes • Queeni_Poo

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We have word that the zombie horde breached Sanctuary 04, killing all 89 people inside.

5096 upvotes • tenamonth

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I don't know what I said, but it must have been bad because my dad's staring at me funny.

5095 upvotes • toothacin

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As the werewolf inched ever closer, I managed to croak “Dad... it’s me...”

5094 upvotes • thefoxishere16

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My dumbass friend had an early life crisis and decided to become a priest.

5090 upvotes • ohsopoor

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It had been a long day at work, so by the time I got home, I went straight to bed.	5101	MrMario63
My boyfriend loved jokes so I smiled sweetly and asked him, “What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?”	5100	Sarcastic-abortion
I opted for the new injection to instantly age every cell in my body by 4 years over serving the time in prison.	5100	GoldthenBlack
As a trans woman, I was so thankful to the genie when he agreed to grant my wish of giving me a female body.	5100	Daisyloo66
I called it The Giving Mirror because when I told it I was sad, the next day there was a beautiful flower that made me happy and every other problem I gave the mirror, it gave a solution back.	5099	ItisYeHampster
When the Prince proposed to Cinderella, she forgave her stepsisters and married them off to wealthy noblemen who could take good care of them.	5098	Queeni_Poo
We have word that the zombie horde breached Sanctuary 04, killing all 89 people inside.	5096	tenamonth
I don't know what I said, but it must have been bad because my dad's staring at me funny.	5095	toothacin
As the werewolf inched ever closer, I managed to croak “Dad... it’s me...”	5094	thefoxishere16
My dumbass friend had an early life crisis and decided to become a priest.	5090	ohsopoor