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They say a child can drown in as little as 20 seconds

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I called it The Giving Mirror because when I told it I was sad, the next day there was a beautiful flower that made me happy and every other problem I gave the mirror, it gave a solution back.

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"Close your eyes for a moment child, and allow yourself to picture the foulest and the vilest atrocities a person has committed, that solidified them as 'true monsters' in your eyes."

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Ankle broken and the horde seconds behind, my son shakily smiled, held up his handgun, and waved me to run on.

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“I wish I was as pretty as one of your dollys”, I cried to mommy when she looked sick, staring at my droopy eye and splotchy skin.

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Papa was always a shy person but he was good and sat with me every night as I fell asleep.

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Kidney, livers, eyes and even skin came from donors at our hospital but for some reason hearts always disappeared before they could be shipped out.

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“If you say one word, I will take away your immortality!”

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Everything felt so warm and fuzzy that I don’t remember ever being this happy in my life

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“Survival of the fittest is my motto”, I say, pulling some fat from my mouthful of prime rib, and flicking to the dirt

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They say a child can drown in as little as 20 seconds	8317
I called it The Giving Mirror because when I told it I was sad, the next day there was a beautiful flower that made me happy and every other problem I gave the mirror, it gave a solution back.	5099
"Close your eyes for a moment child, and allow yourself to picture the foulest and the vilest atrocities a person has committed, that solidified them as 'true monsters' in your eyes."	187
Ankle broken and the horde seconds behind, my son shakily smiled, held up his handgun, and waved me to run on.	95
“I wish I was as pretty as one of your dollys”, I cried to mommy when she looked sick, staring at my droopy eye and splotchy skin.	59
Papa was always a shy person but he was good and sat with me every night as I fell asleep.	57
Kidney, livers, eyes and even skin came from donors at our hospital but for some reason hearts always disappeared before they could be shipped out.	40
“If you say one word, I will take away your immortality!”	37
Everything felt so warm and fuzzy that I don’t remember ever being this happy in my life	19
“Survival of the fittest is my motto”, I say, pulling some fat from my mouthful of prime rib, and flicking to the dirt	14