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“Oh you poor child, you must be so confused”, consoled the boozy smile as it slithered past his mothers broken body

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“Young man, you gonna get sick if you keep eating all that candy”, my Mama would say

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“I raised you to be just like me son”, I wheezed through the medical devices, “you will be . . .the one to . . .continue the life of this . . .legacy”

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“I’ll always be there for you”

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“Lead by example and not words alone,” my father would preach to us, relentlessly, hoping we would become good people

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“When winter wind whips, your name it will call, so bar the doors and don’t stray from home”

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Leg trapped under the sunken boats mast, I scream to the genie with my last breath, “I wish I would live!”

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My wife thought it was sexy to slip a banana inside of her private bits before we left home.

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I felt my dogs fur, as he brushed against me, walking the length of the bed

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Oh you poor child, you must be so confused”, consoled the boozy smile as it slithered past his mothers broken body	13
“Young man, you gonna get sick if you keep eating all that candy”, my Mama would say	12
“I raised you to be just like me son”, I wheezed through the medical devices, “you will be . . .the one to . . .continue the life of this . . .legacy”	11
“I’ll always be there for you”	10
“Lead by example and not words alone,” my father would preach to us, relentlessly, hoping we would become good people	8
“When winter wind whips, your name it will call, so bar the doors and don’t stray from home”	2
Leg trapped under the sunken boats mast, I scream to the genie with my last breath, “I wish I would live!”	1
My wife thought it was sexy to slip a banana inside of her private bits before we left home.	1
I felt my dogs fur, as he brushed against me, walking the length of the bed	1