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“It’s your turn to check on the baby” I say to my wife who’s slowly rousing from sleep.

13685 upvotes • PythonPants

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The aliens arrived with a message of peace and love for Earth.

13682 upvotes • [deleted]

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We have no idea what it means, but we all noticed it.

13679 upvotes • Ciqbern

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"Welcome to Covid-19," the tour guide announced cheerfully, "known for its Sandy beaches, lush jungles, and snow capped mountains."

13671 upvotes • derf_vader

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“You’re so lucky to have such a sweet boyfriend!”, they say, and I smile.

13670 upvotes • MrsGardevoir

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“Hey Alexa, what is the distance between the Earth and the Sun?”

13668 upvotes • WhateverIWant888

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When the police officer asks "Do you think you could identify your rapist if you saw him again?" I shake my head.

13664 upvotes • blackbirdchords

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"My daughter Sadie was a kind, loving girl and we just want her returned safely, please…" I plead.

13649 upvotes • normalmeatbasedhuman

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With one last push, I managed to reach the surface of the river, and breathe a sigh of relief.

13648 upvotes • Anti-Llama64

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My date has gone to the restroom to freshen up, so while she's away I've emptied the contents of this vial into her drink.

13647 upvotes • [deleted]

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“It’s your turn to check on the baby” I say to my wife who’s slowly rousing from sleep.	13685	PythonPants
The aliens arrived with a message of peace and love for Earth.	13682	[deleted]
We have no idea what it means, but we all noticed it.	13679	Ciqbern
"Welcome to Covid-19," the tour guide announced cheerfully, "known for its Sandy beaches, lush jungles, and snow capped mountains."	13671	derf_vader
“You’re so lucky to have such a sweet boyfriend!”, they say, and I smile.	13670	MrsGardevoir
“Hey Alexa, what is the distance between the Earth and the Sun?”	13668	WhateverIWant888
When the police officer asks "Do you think you could identify your rapist if you saw him again?" I shake my head.	13664	blackbirdchords
"My daughter Sadie was a kind, loving girl and we just want her returned safely, please…" I plead.	13649	normalmeatbasedhuman
With one last push, I managed to reach the surface of the river, and breathe a sigh of relief.	13648	Anti-Llama64
My date has gone to the restroom to freshen up, so while she's away I've emptied the contents of this vial into her drink.	13647	[deleted]