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I went through every possible scenario and realized there is no possible way to escape.

4403 upvotes • Many_Regret_394

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I was very relieved that when the Aliens started amputating all of my limbs and reaching for my organs, I felt no pain and in fact didn't die.

4402 upvotes • jolankapohanka

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When you think you hear your name mentioned...

4401 upvotes • [deleted]

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“The funny thing about the ‘Uncanny Valley,’” I said, taking a swig of my beer, “is that it implies we evolved to be on the lookout for things that seem human, but aren’t.”

4401 upvotes • ejs2000

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“Of course I reciprocate during sex,” the demon said. NSFW

4399 upvotes • Locksley_1989

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I remember hearing somewhere that whenever you let out air when under water it starts floating in the direction of where "up" is suposed to be

4398 upvotes • creativenamedude

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The famished plane crash survivors couldn’t believe their luck that they could capture and kill a herd of deers easily and eat them.

4398 upvotes • EmphasisCheap8611

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I get to have sex with any of my clients, and free food if I feel like it.

4397 upvotes • GabenTheBaben

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The annual egg hunt was a disaster last year because ants got into all of the hidden candy before the kids could find it.

4396 upvotes • Intrepid_Wanderer

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My temperature dropped, just like my phone, when I got a text message from my dead best friend.

4396 upvotes • Quixoticvibin_

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I went through every possible scenario and realized there is no possible way to escape.	4403	Many_Regret_394
I was very relieved that when the Aliens started amputating all of my limbs and reaching for my organs, I felt no pain and in fact didn't die.	4402	jolankapohanka
When you think you hear your name mentioned...	4401	[deleted]
“The funny thing about the ‘Uncanny Valley,’” I said, taking a swig of my beer, “is that it implies we evolved to be on the lookout for things that seem human, but aren’t.”	4401	ejs2000
“Of course I reciprocate during sex,” the demon said. NSFW	4399	Locksley_1989
I remember hearing somewhere that whenever you let out air when under water it starts floating in the direction of where "up" is suposed to be	4398	creativenamedude
The famished plane crash survivors couldn’t believe their luck that they could capture and kill a herd of deers easily and eat them.	4398	EmphasisCheap8611
I get to have sex with any of my clients, and free food if I feel like it.	4397	GabenTheBaben
The annual egg hunt was a disaster last year because ants got into all of the hidden candy before the kids could find it.	4396	Intrepid_Wanderer
My temperature dropped, just like my phone, when I got a text message from my dead best friend.	4396	Quixoticvibin_