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I get to have sex with any of my clients, and free food if I feel like it.

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The glass of the submarine could withstand the deep sea pressures of the underwater trench.

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I regret having the priest perform an exorcism on my wife.

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I hugged my children tight as I revealed to them I developed super powers!

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I’ve prepared food, water, shelter, and weapons in the case of a zombie apocalypse.

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I hated my little brother, he always took credit for everything I did.

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My mom’s Alzheimers is getting worse, she mistook me for my father today.

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All my preparations were for nothing, boarding up my house, storing food, and having a clean water supply was useless.

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I’ve been inside the coffin for hours, not much air left, I closed my eyes, and awaited death’s cold embrace.

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According to NASA, the satellite was covered in barnacles before falling out of orbit and into our ocean.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I get to have sex with any of my clients, and free food if I feel like it.	4397
The glass of the submarine could withstand the deep sea pressures of the underwater trench.	274
I regret having the priest perform an exorcism on my wife.	250
I hugged my children tight as I revealed to them I developed super powers!	203
I’ve prepared food, water, shelter, and weapons in the case of a zombie apocalypse.	80
I hated my little brother, he always took credit for everything I did.	80
My mom’s Alzheimers is getting worse, she mistook me for my father today.	76
All my preparations were for nothing, boarding up my house, storing food, and having a clean water supply was useless.	75
I’ve been inside the coffin for hours, not much air left, I closed my eyes, and awaited death’s cold embrace.	29
According to NASA, the satellite was covered in barnacles before falling out of orbit and into our ocean.	29