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Nobody believed me when I say I didn’t assault that girl.

3941 upvotes • [deleted]

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She began to weep and begged me to reconsider, as I told her that it just wasn't working and asked her to get out of the car

3937 upvotes • sugar-soad

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My first day in heaven, God and his choir of angels invited me to an ‘Earth Viewing Party’.

3937 upvotes • Hawkeye_Dad

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After three years of verbal, and mental, abuse inflicted to humiliate me Infront of my friends and coworkers I finally had my boss where I wanted him.

3935 upvotes • MrGoatBanger

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“As you may have heard, a group of your coworkers died in a horrific car crash last night.”

3935 upvotes • skydewredemption

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I held my breath and prayed that the intruder in my house didn't find me before the police arrived, but as I heard sirens approaching, I let out a sigh of relief.

3934 upvotes • jesus-is-a-bottom

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My phone alerted me it’s at 5% so I open the photos app…

3934 upvotes • BasementDweller3000

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When I saw him nailed to the cross, I dropped to my knees and thanked Jesus for his sacrifice

3932 upvotes • RappaportXXX

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As the anesthesia kicks in, the taste of the spaghetti i had earlier remains.

3932 upvotes • Starz1317

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The news broadcast showed that the missing child case had finally been solved, and the parents were going to be reunited with their son shortly.

3931 upvotes • Bronzecrank

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Nobody believed me when I say I didn’t assault that girl.	3941	[deleted]
She began to weep and begged me to reconsider, as I told her that it just wasn't working and asked her to get out of the car	3937	sugar-soad
My first day in heaven, God and his choir of angels invited me to an ‘Earth Viewing Party’.	3937	Hawkeye_Dad
After three years of verbal, and mental, abuse inflicted to humiliate me Infront of my friends and coworkers I finally had my boss where I wanted him.	3935	MrGoatBanger
“As you may have heard, a group of your coworkers died in a horrific car crash last night.”	3935	skydewredemption
I held my breath and prayed that the intruder in my house didn't find me before the police arrived, but as I heard sirens approaching, I let out a sigh of relief.	3934	jesus-is-a-bottom
My phone alerted me it’s at 5% so I open the photos app…	3934	BasementDweller3000
When I saw him nailed to the cross, I dropped to my knees and thanked Jesus for his sacrifice	3932	RappaportXXX
As the anesthesia kicks in, the taste of the spaghetti i had earlier remains.	3932	Starz1317
The news broadcast showed that the missing child case had finally been solved, and the parents were going to be reunited with their son shortly.	3931	Bronzecrank