/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The cab driver told me how weird it was, that I was the third pregnant woman he took that night.

3881 upvotes • -butter-toast-

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My son told me that his mirror image was threatening to replace him in the real world.

3880 upvotes • GamerRipjaw

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“It’s been ten years since “Baby Jennifer” mysteriously disappeared - here are photographic projections of what she might look like now.”

3880 upvotes • CBenson1273

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My daughter shouted in joy from the lakeside over me getting her a pony for her birthday.

3879 upvotes • GrantGorewood

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A serial killer picked up a hitchhiker who also happened to be a serial killer and, instead of trying to kill each other, they began to gleefully swap stories of their countless murders.

3879 upvotes • elheber

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"I'll finally be free of my debt," I assured myself as I kicked the stool beneath me. NSFW

3878 upvotes • LegosiJoestar

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I saw my former student, he said, "Hello" to me, I walked on, he turned to stab me, I felt his knife go into my chest, I said, "Don't you know that you can't just make multiple sentences fit the rule of a subreddit just by adding commas, this leads to run-on sentences, have I taught you nothing?"

3877 upvotes • HarambeCantMeltSteel

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I was shaving while looking into the mirror and I cut myself with the razor.

3877 upvotes • DiamondHalobro

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The doll seemed broken so I tried to remove the batteries.

3876 upvotes • Jfuentes6

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The cab driver told me how weird it was, that I was the third pregnant woman he took that night.	3881	-butter-toast-
My son told me that his mirror image was threatening to replace him in the real world.	3880	GamerRipjaw
“It’s been ten years since “Baby Jennifer” mysteriously disappeared - here are photographic projections of what she might look like now.”	3880	CBenson1273
My daughter shouted in joy from the lakeside over me getting her a pony for her birthday.	3879	GrantGorewood
A serial killer picked up a hitchhiker who also happened to be a serial killer and, instead of trying to kill each other, they began to gleefully swap stories of their countless murders.	3879	elheber
"I'll finally be free of my debt," I assured myself as I kicked the stool beneath me. NSFW	3878	LegosiJoestar
I saw my former student, he said, "Hello" to me, I walked on, he turned to stab me, I felt his knife go into my chest, I said, "Don't you know that you can't just make multiple sentences fit the rule of a subreddit just by adding commas, this leads to run-on sentences, have I taught you nothing?"	3877	HarambeCantMeltSteel
I was shaving while looking into the mirror and I cut myself with the razor.	3877	DiamondHalobro
The doll seemed broken so I tried to remove the batteries.	3876	Jfuentes6
[deleted by user]	3875	[deleted]