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I turned 10 years old today!

3800 upvotes • One-Cartographer-176

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I told my girlfriend that she looks perfect just like she is, and that there's no need to change a thing.

3800 upvotes • StonedColdKiller997

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A summer camp keeps texting me to pick up my kids.

3799 upvotes • squirrel-eggs

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I kissed my four year old son on the forehead and told him that I loved him, as he smiled up at me

3794 upvotes • sugar-soad

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You just had a lovely date with a handsome oncologist and you two decide to head back to his place. NSFW

3793 upvotes • paranoidkitsune

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“Hi sweetie, the baby’s still coughing so my mom told me to give him some warm water with a bit of lemon and honey. I’ll let you know if that helps, call me back when you get this message.”

3793 upvotes • NoNo_Cilantro

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The first thing David wished for when he freed me from my bronze prison was to be the wealthiest person on the planet.

3792 upvotes • TryHardKenichi

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After my girlfriend had been missing for weeks, I would have given anything to see her face again.

3792 upvotes • StonedColdKiller997

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With a triumphant grin, my mother in law told me that "grandma knows best" and that little Sammy had stopped fussing after a few minutes and slept like a log after her coconut hair mask.

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I live near Mt. Rainier and recently got a volcano warning.

3790 upvotes • TheUnnamedAuthor

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I turned 10 years old today!	3800	One-Cartographer-176
I told my girlfriend that she looks perfect just like she is, and that there's no need to change a thing.	3800	StonedColdKiller997
A summer camp keeps texting me to pick up my kids.	3799	squirrel-eggs
I kissed my four year old son on the forehead and told him that I loved him, as he smiled up at me	3794	sugar-soad
You just had a lovely date with a handsome oncologist and you two decide to head back to his place. NSFW	3793	paranoidkitsune
“Hi sweetie, the baby’s still coughing so my mom told me to give him some warm water with a bit of lemon and honey. I’ll let you know if that helps, call me back when you get this message.”	3793	NoNo_Cilantro
The first thing David wished for when he freed me from my bronze prison was to be the wealthiest person on the planet.	3792	TryHardKenichi
After my girlfriend had been missing for weeks, I would have given anything to see her face again.	3792	StonedColdKiller997
With a triumphant grin, my mother in law told me that "grandma knows best" and that little Sammy had stopped fussing after a few minutes and slept like a log after her coconut hair mask.	3790	[deleted]
I live near Mt. Rainier and recently got a volcano warning.	3790	TheUnnamedAuthor