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“Hi sweetie, the baby’s still coughing so my mom told me to give him some warm water with a bit of lemon and honey. I’ll let you know if that helps, call me back when you get this message.”

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We haven’t had a real meal for so long that we couldn’t hide our joy when dad came back with candy sticks in his hand for me and my brothers.

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“When the oil is hot enough, you throw them right in until they turn golden brown and crispy…

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Today, I was so proud when my dad gifted me his old wallet, that he got from his own dad who made it himself years ago.

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I did it, mommy, I’m famous!

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Mom said I shouldn’t pee in the pool because the water will turn red.

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Ever since dad got sober, Christmas was the most magical day, as he would dress as Santa and bring us our presents.

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When our 4-year old started to tell stories about some pilot that “crashed his plane on purpose” and killed him and everyone else, we were troubled but never found any record of such event.

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As an aspiring actor, I took every gig I could find, answering any ad and showing up to every audition.

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I’ve always heard we see our life flash before our eyes when we die, but I didn’t expect my last second to feel as long as my 92 years on earth.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Hi sweetie, the baby’s still coughing so my mom told me to give him some warm water with a bit of lemon and honey. I’ll let you know if that helps, call me back when you get this message.”	3793
We haven’t had a real meal for so long that we couldn’t hide our joy when dad came back with candy sticks in his hand for me and my brothers.	3428
“When the oil is hot enough, you throw them right in until they turn golden brown and crispy…	3116
Today, I was so proud when my dad gifted me his old wallet, that he got from his own dad who made it himself years ago.	2208
I did it, mommy, I’m famous!	2041
Mom said I shouldn’t pee in the pool because the water will turn red.	1637
Ever since dad got sober, Christmas was the most magical day, as he would dress as Santa and bring us our presents.	1605
When our 4-year old started to tell stories about some pilot that “crashed his plane on purpose” and killed him and everyone else, we were troubled but never found any record of such event.	1444
As an aspiring actor, I took every gig I could find, answering any ad and showing up to every audition.	164
I’ve always heard we see our life flash before our eyes when we die, but I didn’t expect my last second to feel as long as my 92 years on earth.	90