/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Only show posts with narrations

I’ve been in my basement trying to fix the router for hours now

3770 upvotes • InTheVanBro

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Funny thing I've discovered during my years of kidnapping and imprisoning people in my basement...

3769 upvotes • GreggoryBasore

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I couldn’t figure out why the cop looked so pained when he told me they’d found our little girl after 6 long months. NSFW

3766 upvotes • deadgoodhorror

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I finished locking the doors, blood still dripping from my knife, laughing at how easy it's going to be to kill this unsuspecting family.

3764 upvotes • Golett03

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TIL The human body can have 147 bones removed before dying.

3763 upvotes • avdude133

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"Quiet down back there, or I'll turn this car around!"

3763 upvotes • vinegarade

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“Shh,” I hit my sister’s arm, “people get arrested for saying that word on a plane.”

3763 upvotes • shakeythirsty

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When my brother and I were kids and we would fight, our parents would always shout that we were going to kill each other.

3763 upvotes • xylophonesRus

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I never thought I’d ever want to hear anyone scream or cry in pain.

3761 upvotes • jordankindawolfy

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"Every time you commit a sin a hair grows on your chin, the ones who cause the most disgrace are the ones with the hairiest face"

3759 upvotes • [deleted]

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’ve been in my basement trying to fix the router for hours now	3770	InTheVanBro
Funny thing I've discovered during my years of kidnapping and imprisoning people in my basement...	3769	GreggoryBasore
I couldn’t figure out why the cop looked so pained when he told me they’d found our little girl after 6 long months. NSFW	3766	deadgoodhorror
I finished locking the doors, blood still dripping from my knife, laughing at how easy it's going to be to kill this unsuspecting family.	3764	Golett03
TIL The human body can have 147 bones removed before dying.	3763	avdude133
"Quiet down back there, or I'll turn this car around!"	3763	vinegarade
“Shh,” I hit my sister’s arm, “people get arrested for saying that word on a plane.”	3763	shakeythirsty
When my brother and I were kids and we would fight, our parents would always shout that we were going to kill each other.	3763	xylophonesRus
I never thought I’d ever want to hear anyone scream or cry in pain.	3761	jordankindawolfy
"Every time you commit a sin a hair grows on your chin, the ones who cause the most disgrace are the ones with the hairiest face"	3759	[deleted]