/u/shakeythirsty's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I put the bottle to my lips and my foot on the gas and shouted, “Let the race begin!”

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The man who kidnapped me 12 years ago is closer to me than my own parents.

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My friends say I cook with so much garlic I could chase away vampires.

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I shrieked in agony as the pool of red spread out from me.

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The 7 long decomposed bodies made it clear he wouldn’t be leaving this uncharted island.

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“Shh,” I hit my sister’s arm, “people get arrested for saying that word on a plane.”

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My mom said I was the kind of a person who could talk anyone into doing anything.

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Mark sent a gag “save the date” postcard to all of our friends, posed grinning by himself.

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In a secret room behind his shop, the walls are lined with pictures of children sleeping.

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The divine messenger instructed me to call out her name anytime I was in peril.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I put the bottle to my lips and my foot on the gas and shouted, “Let the race begin!”	12101
The man who kidnapped me 12 years ago is closer to me than my own parents.	9007
My friends say I cook with so much garlic I could chase away vampires.	6278
I shrieked in agony as the pool of red spread out from me.	4754
The 7 long decomposed bodies made it clear he wouldn’t be leaving this uncharted island.	4547
“Shh,” I hit my sister’s arm, “people get arrested for saying that word on a plane.”	3763
My mom said I was the kind of a person who could talk anyone into doing anything.	3582
Mark sent a gag “save the date” postcard to all of our friends, posed grinning by himself.	3554
In a secret room behind his shop, the walls are lined with pictures of children sleeping.	3236
The divine messenger instructed me to call out her name anytime I was in peril.	2647