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Yesterday, I refilled every fire extinguisher in the office.

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I took down his information and asked, “Why did you wait a week to start searching for your wife?”

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This “not guilty by reason of insanity” verdict is reprehensible.

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In my early teens, I thought S&M stood for Sexual Murder.

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I could get fired just for talking to you.

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I had to laugh at the stereotypes - the pearly gates, the streets of gold, even Saint Peter standing there to greet me.

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My producer came into the studio, tears streaming down his cheeks, telling us that the emergency broadcast system isn’t working.

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She played with my balls.

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The Sargent looked at the pile of bodies gathered from the frozen battlefield, and turned to his ragged band of soldiers.

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In my hometown, there is a tunnel with a ten foot span in the middle that light doesn’t reach from either side.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Yesterday, I refilled every fire extinguisher in the office.	62
I took down his information and asked, “Why did you wait a week to start searching for your wife?”	61
This “not guilty by reason of insanity” verdict is reprehensible.	60
In my early teens, I thought S&M stood for Sexual Murder.	60
I could get fired just for talking to you.	60
I had to laugh at the stereotypes - the pearly gates, the streets of gold, even Saint Peter standing there to greet me.	59
My producer came into the studio, tears streaming down his cheeks, telling us that the emergency broadcast system isn’t working.	57
She played with my balls.	56
The Sargent looked at the pile of bodies gathered from the frozen battlefield, and turned to his ragged band of soldiers.	55
In my hometown, there is a tunnel with a ten foot span in the middle that light doesn’t reach from either side.	55