/u/shakeythirsty's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The iPhone 15 contained a scaled down version of NASA’s RIMFAX device for scanning under the ground.

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My whole life I’ve lamented how bad my memory is, when the opposite is true.

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With her hand down the garbage disposal she couldn’t help but picture the blades tearing at her hand, causing her to bleed to death.

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There were a lot of people subscribed to the /r/join&die subreddit, so I clicked to join.

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He always sat in the back row of the lecture hall, vaguely threatening with a trucker’s cap pulled down over his eyes.

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I know everybody says this, but I really am innocent.

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I come from a very loving, nurturing family.

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Angels, demons, aliens, monsters—believers in these fanciful creatures have long since died off.

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I joined the army so I could kill people with no consequences.

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Yesterday, I refilled every fire extinguisher in the office.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The iPhone 15 contained a scaled down version of NASA’s RIMFAX device for scanning under the ground.	71
My whole life I’ve lamented how bad my memory is, when the opposite is true.	70
With her hand down the garbage disposal she couldn’t help but picture the blades tearing at her hand, causing her to bleed to death.	68
There were a lot of people subscribed to the /r/join&die subreddit, so I clicked to join.	66
He always sat in the back row of the lecture hall, vaguely threatening with a trucker’s cap pulled down over his eyes.	64
I know everybody says this, but I really am innocent.	63
I come from a very loving, nurturing family.	63
Angels, demons, aliens, monsters—believers in these fanciful creatures have long since died off.	62
I joined the army so I could kill people with no consequences.	62
Yesterday, I refilled every fire extinguisher in the office.	62