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I drove the whole way home with my lights off,

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My first time was really awkward, and I didn't even know how to put it on correctly.

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With high hopes and goodwill, I crossed the threshold into the nearest parallel dimension.

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Daylight Savings always gets me, how early it gets dark that first night.

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This is the year I start behaving like a healthy, mature human being.

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On my fourth week in solitary confinement I began to hear voices.

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The doggy day care has a web cam so I can dial in and see how my pup is doing.

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I had my 10th graders close their books and tell me what they’d learned about the civil rights movement.

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When Noah was first taught the story of Noah’s Ark, from which he was given his name, he somehow misheard and believed that the Ark was actually a big floating coffin.

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I am not a good enough writer to tell you what the presence of raw evil is like.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I drove the whole way home with my lights off,	106
My first time was really awkward, and I didn't even know how to put it on correctly.	103
With high hopes and goodwill, I crossed the threshold into the nearest parallel dimension.	95
Daylight Savings always gets me, how early it gets dark that first night.	93
This is the year I start behaving like a healthy, mature human being.	88
On my fourth week in solitary confinement I began to hear voices.	87
The doggy day care has a web cam so I can dial in and see how my pup is doing.	87
I had my 10th graders close their books and tell me what they’d learned about the civil rights movement.	87
When Noah was first taught the story of Noah’s Ark, from which he was given his name, he somehow misheard and believed that the Ark was actually a big floating coffin.	82
I am not a good enough writer to tell you what the presence of raw evil is like.	77