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My biggest pet peeve is people who complain about things they know nothing about.

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Next time, I recommend refraining from making loud sexist comments in a crowded restaurant.

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I am a vegetarian for health reasons, not moral ones.

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Putting on my winter coat for the first time this season, I felt something in my pocket.

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A silver alert is like an amber alert but for seniors with dementia.

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I get a lot of grief because I haven’t immunized my kids.

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I’ve placed hidden cameras in most of the rest area bathrooms in the Midwest.

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I can actually remember the day of my birth, my mother’s screams, the scarlet blood.

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The invaders came to our world and tried to live among us.

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Call me old-timer, but I still use paste instead of glue.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My biggest pet peeve is people who complain about things they know nothing about.	28
Next time, I recommend refraining from making loud sexist comments in a crowded restaurant.	28
I am a vegetarian for health reasons, not moral ones.	28
Putting on my winter coat for the first time this season, I felt something in my pocket.	28
A silver alert is like an amber alert but for seniors with dementia.	27
I get a lot of grief because I haven’t immunized my kids.	27
I’ve placed hidden cameras in most of the rest area bathrooms in the Midwest.	27
I can actually remember the day of my birth, my mother’s screams, the scarlet blood.	27
The invaders came to our world and tried to live among us.	27
Call me old-timer, but I still use paste instead of glue.	26