/u/shakeythirsty's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I can’t find my stethoscope but I make the rounds anyway.

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I meditated for years just in order to catch a glimpse beyond this world.

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I took the family out to the woods and planned to chop down the Christmas tree, but the hatchet was way too dull.

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What drew me to you was your smile.

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I have a case of athlete’s foot that I can’t get rid of.

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I can’t tell which life is my real one, but I find myself caring less as each second goes by.

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I started seeing posts all over Reddit from the same asshole saying “this sub is dead”.

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My date got very quiet when I brought up the show Ancient Aliens.

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Pickled beets make me want to puke.

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Next time, I recommend refraining from making loud sexist comments in a crowded restaurant.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I can’t find my stethoscope but I make the rounds anyway.	30
I meditated for years just in order to catch a glimpse beyond this world.	30
I took the family out to the woods and planned to chop down the Christmas tree, but the hatchet was way too dull.	30
What drew me to you was your smile.	30
I have a case of athlete’s foot that I can’t get rid of.	30
I can’t tell which life is my real one, but I find myself caring less as each second goes by.	30
I started seeing posts all over Reddit from the same asshole saying “this sub is dead”.	29
My date got very quiet when I brought up the show Ancient Aliens.	29
Pickled beets make me want to puke.	29
Next time, I recommend refraining from making loud sexist comments in a crowded restaurant.	28