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Trigger Warning

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It took me while, but I finally got leverage on my ex-wife’s new boyfriend.

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He lay strips of Charmin around the base of the porcelain, and unzipped his pants.

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We waded barefoot up the murky creek, watching small branches fall from the overhanging trees into the water.

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In a serious moment, I asked my friends if any of them ever hear voices telling them to do things.

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It takes me about 20 minutes to find a good reason to want to kill somebody.

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Into my phone I said, “Hey Siri, set my alarm for 6:30am”

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Some nights, before bed, I’ll get this queasy feeling like I’ve forgotten something important.

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Every once in a while I’m surprised to find a sequel that surpasses the original.

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I can’t find my stethoscope but I make the rounds anyway.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Trigger Warning	33
It took me while, but I finally got leverage on my ex-wife’s new boyfriend.	32
He lay strips of Charmin around the base of the porcelain, and unzipped his pants.	32
We waded barefoot up the murky creek, watching small branches fall from the overhanging trees into the water.	31
In a serious moment, I asked my friends if any of them ever hear voices telling them to do things.	31
It takes me about 20 minutes to find a good reason to want to kill somebody.	31
Into my phone I said, “Hey Siri, set my alarm for 6:30am”	31
Some nights, before bed, I’ll get this queasy feeling like I’ve forgotten something important.	31
Every once in a while I’m surprised to find a sequel that surpasses the original.	31
I can’t find my stethoscope but I make the rounds anyway.	30