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We encased the dormant beast in the secret most chamber, where it will slumber for thousands of years, undisturbed.

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I was lighting Jeff’s farts on fire and laughing.

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All he could remember was that he was a pilot, he was injured, and he was falling towards the ocean below.

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I have a special hot tub for the clients who use my services but don’t pay.

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You can tell it’s October, because tonight it seems like every other TV channel has some sort of zombie-themed programming on it.

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I decided I wanted to live after all, so I pulled the rip cord,

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I jolted awake.

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I was tired of watching my girlfriend get stoned.

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Trigger Warning

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The doctor frowned, “The meds are starting to lose their efficacy”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We encased the dormant beast in the secret most chamber, where it will slumber for thousands of years, undisturbed.	38
I was lighting Jeff’s farts on fire and laughing.	37
All he could remember was that he was a pilot, he was injured, and he was falling towards the ocean below.	36
I have a special hot tub for the clients who use my services but don’t pay.	35
You can tell it’s October, because tonight it seems like every other TV channel has some sort of zombie-themed programming on it.	35
I decided I wanted to live after all, so I pulled the rip cord,	35
I jolted awake.	34
I was tired of watching my girlfriend get stoned.	33
Trigger Warning	33
The doctor frowned, “The meds are starting to lose their efficacy”	33