/u/shakeythirsty's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My daughters bought me those glasses that help colorblind people see colors.

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I feel sorry for the posts on this subreddit that only get one or two upvotes.

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Every night I go into the kitchen and do a couple shots of Woodford Reserve to help me sleep.

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It’s a thankless job, killing narcissists.

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People told me it wasn’t safe to visit my family, but I did anyway.

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As an amateur ghost hunter, I thought I was a badass for once spending 18 hours listening to radio static for phantom voices.

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This was the third time I watched that bastard steal the package from my front porch.

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A robotic voice from somewhere inside my head just said “Reformatting in 10 seconds, or press cancel to abort.”

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The first thing the aliens did was take out the Internet.

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We encased the dormant beast in the secret most chamber, where it will slumber for thousands of years, undisturbed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My daughters bought me those glasses that help colorblind people see colors.	42
I feel sorry for the posts on this subreddit that only get one or two upvotes.	42
Every night I go into the kitchen and do a couple shots of Woodford Reserve to help me sleep.	42
It’s a thankless job, killing narcissists.	40
People told me it wasn’t safe to visit my family, but I did anyway.	40
As an amateur ghost hunter, I thought I was a badass for once spending 18 hours listening to radio static for phantom voices.	39
This was the third time I watched that bastard steal the package from my front porch.	39
A robotic voice from somewhere inside my head just said “Reformatting in 10 seconds, or press cancel to abort.”	38
The first thing the aliens did was take out the Internet.	38
We encased the dormant beast in the secret most chamber, where it will slumber for thousands of years, undisturbed.	38