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For your diverse history of art and architecture, Earth is being designated a galactic protected site.

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The experimental procedure extended his life by several hundred years.

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Growing up, I always thought people were basically good.

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In desperate need of inspiration, I found the cursive font, “FamilyBlood” which looked kind of Victorian and was free, so I downloaded it and began to write my novel.

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As I hovered inches above my body I watched it decompose and disintegrate, followed by the land around me, the people, the planet, and eventually the sun itself.

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First the 1101c galaxy went dark, and then the Phoenix galaxy blinked out of existence.

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I decided to surprise my wife for our 30th anniversary.

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I grew so many carrots, potatoes, and zucchini this summer that I left a big basket’s worth for my neighbors next door.

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The hardest part of my job is remembering everyone’s name.

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Every night I go into the kitchen and do a couple shots of Woodford Reserve to help me sleep.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
For your diverse history of art and architecture, Earth is being designated a galactic protected site.	44
The experimental procedure extended his life by several hundred years.	44
Growing up, I always thought people were basically good.	44
In desperate need of inspiration, I found the cursive font, “FamilyBlood” which looked kind of Victorian and was free, so I downloaded it and began to write my novel.	44
As I hovered inches above my body I watched it decompose and disintegrate, followed by the land around me, the people, the planet, and eventually the sun itself.	43
First the 1101c galaxy went dark, and then the Phoenix galaxy blinked out of existence.	43
I decided to surprise my wife for our 30th anniversary.	43
I grew so many carrots, potatoes, and zucchini this summer that I left a big basket’s worth for my neighbors next door.	43
The hardest part of my job is remembering everyone’s name.	42
Every night I go into the kitchen and do a couple shots of Woodford Reserve to help me sleep.	42