/u/shakeythirsty's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The Old Gods appeared once a year in the moonlit glade to complain about the menace of humanity.

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Humans are so cute.

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My 8 year old is a total attention seeker.

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When I woke from a 15-year coma the room’s TV showed me a world that had lost its mind.

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I thought back to those “Oh Yeeahh” Kool-Aid commercials where the giant pitcher breaks through the wall.

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My perverted scam was to walk into the Ladies room as if I thought it was the Men’s.

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I posted a 5 minute, closeup video of a UAP (UFO) but everyone says it’s a drone or CGI.

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I was digging in my backyard when I discovered what appeared to be the remains of three people.

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I lost my temper again, threw around a couple chairs, and now they’re banning me from my favorite restaurant.

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My mother taught me to put the fork on the left side, and the knife and spoon on the right.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The Old Gods appeared once a year in the moonlit glade to complain about the menace of humanity.	50
Humans are so cute.	50
My 8 year old is a total attention seeker.	49
When I woke from a 15-year coma the room’s TV showed me a world that had lost its mind.	49
I thought back to those “Oh Yeeahh” Kool-Aid commercials where the giant pitcher breaks through the wall.	48
My perverted scam was to walk into the Ladies room as if I thought it was the Men’s.	48
I posted a 5 minute, closeup video of a UAP (UFO) but everyone says it’s a drone or CGI.	47
I was digging in my backyard when I discovered what appeared to be the remains of three people.	47
I lost my temper again, threw around a couple chairs, and now they’re banning me from my favorite restaurant.	46
My mother taught me to put the fork on the left side, and the knife and spoon on the right.	45