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I’ve always been a dog person, but my new neighbor is a cat person, and I can’t help but wonder how compatible we’d be.

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The only two things keeping me alive are my tennis shoes and that I haven’t had to pee yet.

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This is my fourth straight attempt to submit a story without the auto mod removing it.

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An opossum is in bed with me.

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I woke up in shock to discover that my son had run away overnight.

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As the flight attendant passed by my row, I gasped in shock.

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After a night of little sleep I lay buried and motionless as the McDonalds manager unlocked the doors.

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The farmer walked back behind the farmhouse to the old cemetery.

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Of all the women he traveled with, he liked Lily the best.

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The note said “You will pay us 1 million dollars by Tuesday night and your daughter dies.”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’ve always been a dog person, but my new neighbor is a cat person, and I can’t help but wonder how compatible we’d be.	55
The only two things keeping me alive are my tennis shoes and that I haven’t had to pee yet.	55
This is my fourth straight attempt to submit a story without the auto mod removing it.	54
An opossum is in bed with me.	54
I woke up in shock to discover that my son had run away overnight.	53
As the flight attendant passed by my row, I gasped in shock.	53
After a night of little sleep I lay buried and motionless as the McDonalds manager unlocked the doors.	51
The farmer walked back behind the farmhouse to the old cemetery.	51
Of all the women he traveled with, he liked Lily the best.	51
The note said “You will pay us 1 million dollars by Tuesday night and your daughter dies.”	51