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If you've never suffered a panic attack before, there's no way to describe how crippling it feels.

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Every Monday morning, I take a brand new razor blade out of the package and swallow it.

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I run a small shelter for runaways.

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I’m man enough to know when I need help.

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I was stitting by myself at a Denny’s in Flagstaff and in front of maybe 50 people a grey alien walks through the front door.

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Even though the food tasted like shit, my friends and I would come to the diner right before it closed and order something, just to piss off the owner.

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Shot my first dear this weekend.

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I don’t believe in Satan.

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I’ll release a highly contagious pathogen, and you release a meme telling people how contagious it is.

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After the second time I piloted a smart bomb-equipped drone into a crowd of civilians, they sent me for psychiatric evaluation.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
If you've never suffered a panic attack before, there's no way to describe how crippling it feels.	21
Every Monday morning, I take a brand new razor blade out of the package and swallow it.	20
I run a small shelter for runaways.	20
I’m man enough to know when I need help.	20
I was stitting by myself at a Denny’s in Flagstaff and in front of maybe 50 people a grey alien walks through the front door.	20
Even though the food tasted like shit, my friends and I would come to the diner right before it closed and order something, just to piss off the owner.	20
Shot my first dear this weekend.	20
I don’t believe in Satan.	20
I’ll release a highly contagious pathogen, and you release a meme telling people how contagious it is.	20
After the second time I piloted a smart bomb-equipped drone into a crowd of civilians, they sent me for psychiatric evaluation.	19