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After my 2-minute coughing fit, my husband jubilantly informed me he had poisoned my drink.

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I lay down on my back and waved at the sad and mad people in the next room, trying to make them be happy.

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100% certain the pills were placebos, I dramatically emptied the bottle into my mouth.

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Now that I’ve turned 50, many of the things that used to scare me seem more manageable.

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I’ll watch anything with Gwinneth Paltrow in it.

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If you’ve never experienced a panic attack, you have no idea how scary they are.

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Does anybody ever wonder how many posters to this subreddit have actually died since it began?

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I abducted you because I don’t like being called a liar.

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A cold mossy blanket had sprung up on every surface overnight.

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In 1984 George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley recorded the lyrics “Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away.”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After my 2-minute coughing fit, my husband jubilantly informed me he had poisoned my drink.	9
I lay down on my back and waved at the sad and mad people in the next room, trying to make them be happy.	9
100% certain the pills were placebos, I dramatically emptied the bottle into my mouth.	9
Now that I’ve turned 50, many of the things that used to scare me seem more manageable.	8
I’ll watch anything with Gwinneth Paltrow in it.	8
If you’ve never experienced a panic attack, you have no idea how scary they are.	8
Does anybody ever wonder how many posters to this subreddit have actually died since it began?	8
I abducted you because I don’t like being called a liar.	8
A cold mossy blanket had sprung up on every surface overnight.	8
In 1984 George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley recorded the lyrics “Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away.”	8