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The fifth time they had me retake the IQ test, I began to get concerned.

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I don’t like to talk about it, but the one-armed man tied me down, sawed through my arm, and told me to pay it forward or he’d come for the other one.

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With this injection I will instantly triple my intelligence.

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Earth was supposed to be a classroom, a learning experience.

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He woke up with the realization that this was as good as it gets.

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I’m not what you would call a cigar aficionado.

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It’s hump day!

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It’s been a while, old friend.

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I’d heard my brother brag about trying acid.

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I’ve worked at Hardee’s, McDonalds, Taco Bell, and Arby’s.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The fifth time they had me retake the IQ test, I began to get concerned.	8
I don’t like to talk about it, but the one-armed man tied me down, sawed through my arm, and told me to pay it forward or he’d come for the other one.	7
With this injection I will instantly triple my intelligence.	7
Earth was supposed to be a classroom, a learning experience.	7
He woke up with the realization that this was as good as it gets.	7
I’m not what you would call a cigar aficionado.	7
It’s hump day!	7
It’s been a while, old friend.	7
I’d heard my brother brag about trying acid.	7
I’ve worked at Hardee’s, McDonalds, Taco Bell, and Arby’s.	6