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I flipped off the guy in the other car.

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“Okay sweetie,” I put the pistol in her hand, “aim at the target and squeeze the trigger.”

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I snuck into Area 51 a day before everyone else.

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I missed the bus this morning.

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A man in the bathroom gave me this green egg-shaped thing with a handle and told me not to let go of it.

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One slap across the face can leave a mark, but one thousand slaps can crush the skull.

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At this point, I’m guessing you’ve never seen a single Sylvia Darling movie, or read The Third Vestibule series, or eaten tarmew, right?

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Mods are asleep.

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I hadn’t slept walked in months, but here I was, calmly opening the door and going out.

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I looked on in horror as I saw my original content reposted.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I flipped off the guy in the other car.	6
“Okay sweetie,” I put the pistol in her hand, “aim at the target and squeeze the trigger.”	6
I snuck into Area 51 a day before everyone else.	6
I missed the bus this morning.	6
A man in the bathroom gave me this green egg-shaped thing with a handle and told me not to let go of it.	6
One slap across the face can leave a mark, but one thousand slaps can crush the skull.	6
At this point, I’m guessing you’ve never seen a single Sylvia Darling movie, or read The Third Vestibule series, or eaten tarmew, right?	6
Mods are asleep.	6
I hadn’t slept walked in months, but here I was, calmly opening the door and going out.	5
I looked on in horror as I saw my original content reposted.	5