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I sneaked onto a military base and played a series of games of tic tac toe with a supercomputer.

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I’d already introduced him to my girls when I found out he’d been to prison twice for pimping underage women.

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I was hit by back to back bolts of lightning this morning.

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My fear of basements caused me to have a nightmare where I saw a tall gray alien peeking around the landing at the bottom of the stairs.

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I woke up from a dream that something had scurried across my chest.

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When I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend named Quinton, who taught me the difference between right and wrong.

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I lay in bed all night, troubled by the reality that the people closest to me will inevitably die.

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I stepped onto the transporter but an instant later I was floating from the ceiling, watching myself below, emerging on the other side.

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We spend our nights in two separate beds, eight inches apart.

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The moment came when the faucet’s water pummeled the tiny spider to where it could no longer stand, its tiny legs pushed into its body which had ceased its shuddering.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I sneaked onto a military base and played a series of games of tic tac toe with a supercomputer.	24
I’d already introduced him to my girls when I found out he’d been to prison twice for pimping underage women.	23
I was hit by back to back bolts of lightning this morning.	23
My fear of basements caused me to have a nightmare where I saw a tall gray alien peeking around the landing at the bottom of the stairs.	23
I woke up from a dream that something had scurried across my chest.	23
When I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend named Quinton, who taught me the difference between right and wrong.	23
I lay in bed all night, troubled by the reality that the people closest to me will inevitably die.	23
I stepped onto the transporter but an instant later I was floating from the ceiling, watching myself below, emerging on the other side.	22
We spend our nights in two separate beds, eight inches apart.	22
The moment came when the faucet’s water pummeled the tiny spider to where it could no longer stand, its tiny legs pushed into its body which had ceased its shuddering.	22