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When I got pregnant, my husband and I were delighted that our prayers had been heard.

3718 upvotes • Head_of_Tales

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"The witness said he had a wife and eight kids," the detective said, softly.

3718 upvotes • StrangeBusiness_1616

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She told me she would come out to her parents this afternoon

3717 upvotes • TheMemeMkaer

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I remember how Albert Einstein once basically said that after nuclear war we all end up back at the Stone Age.

3716 upvotes • UncomfyUnicorn

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"You're just like your mother" NSFW

3713 upvotes • The_watcher_100

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As soon as I sat down, I felt a searing pain in my ass.

3711 upvotes • northernrefugee

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"Mama, did I make you proud?" The young soldier asked himself, as the enemy troops pulled the final tooth.

3711 upvotes • EffectiveAcceptable3

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When you die, you're allowed to give a blessing of your choice to anyone in the world, and I chose to give mine to the man who killed me.

3710 upvotes • youremyfriendnow

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The first sentence is always about someone doing a normal action, like eating or browsing Reddit.

3709 upvotes • Geckonavajo

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I shrieked and covered my now bloody - and empty - eye socket with my hand.

3706 upvotes • historysmedium

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I got pregnant, my husband and I were delighted that our prayers had been heard.	3718	Head_of_Tales
"The witness said he had a wife and eight kids," the detective said, softly.	3718	StrangeBusiness_1616
She told me she would come out to her parents this afternoon	3717	TheMemeMkaer
I remember how Albert Einstein once basically said that after nuclear war we all end up back at the Stone Age.	3716	UncomfyUnicorn
"You're just like your mother" NSFW	3713	The_watcher_100
As soon as I sat down, I felt a searing pain in my ass.	3711	northernrefugee
"Mama, did I make you proud?" The young soldier asked himself, as the enemy troops pulled the final tooth.	3711	EffectiveAcceptable3
When you die, you're allowed to give a blessing of your choice to anyone in the world, and I chose to give mine to the man who killed me.	3710	youremyfriendnow
The first sentence is always about someone doing a normal action, like eating or browsing Reddit.	3709	Geckonavajo
I shrieked and covered my now bloody - and empty - eye socket with my hand.	3706	historysmedium