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I remember how Albert Einstein once basically said that after nuclear war we all end up back at the Stone Age.

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As I stood panting on the beach, the image of the two colossal glowing eyes, each bigger than my sub, flashing through my mind, I took solace in knowing the leviathan couldn’t follow me onto land.

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As he lost consciousness from the rope he tied around his neck he soon woke up in hell. NSFW

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The apocalypse had truly begun.

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The priest fell backwards over one of the mutilated bodies, clutching his Bible while still muttering prayers and demands for the demon to be gone.

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My eyes grew wide with horror as I saw the owl flying out of the shed.

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When questioned the bodybuilder quoted “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger,” as if that explained how he became buff so fast. NSFW

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Why do astronauts float?

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I woke up unable to move and assumed I was having sleep paralysis again.

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I woke up unable to move and assumed I was experiencing sleep paralysis.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I remember how Albert Einstein once basically said that after nuclear war we all end up back at the Stone Age.	3716
As I stood panting on the beach, the image of the two colossal glowing eyes, each bigger than my sub, flashing through my mind, I took solace in knowing the leviathan couldn’t follow me onto land.	286
As he lost consciousness from the rope he tied around his neck he soon woke up in hell. NSFW	147
The apocalypse had truly begun.	37
The priest fell backwards over one of the mutilated bodies, clutching his Bible while still muttering prayers and demands for the demon to be gone.	31
My eyes grew wide with horror as I saw the owl flying out of the shed.	28
When questioned the bodybuilder quoted “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger,” as if that explained how he became buff so fast. NSFW	6
Why do astronauts float?	5
I woke up unable to move and assumed I was having sleep paralysis again.	2
I woke up unable to move and assumed I was experiencing sleep paralysis.	1