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Last night I had a nightmare that I was in a vegetative state at the hospital.

3444 upvotes • Ancient_Radish_868

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Being the father of a family living on a farm, its often you find that the kids run around and go missing every now and then.

3441 upvotes • toothacin

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“Feel free to explore the first three floors of the cave, but never go further than that, lest you awaken the Guardian,”

3440 upvotes • KailTheDryad

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The best way to eat oreos is too dunk them in milk until bubbles stop coming up.

3440 upvotes • foxiana123

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I proudly accepted my friends' dare to swim across the lake.

3440 upvotes • empathysuite

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🎶 Good night little pumpkin poo, I love you, true and through… 🎶

3440 upvotes • powerofthePP

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After starving for weeks on the icy landscape I finally committed the horrible act of cannibalism, eating my friend’s corpse.

3439 upvotes • celerysoup39

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That vet said the lump in ol' Bessie's udder was an "abbycess" that might stop her milkin'.

3439 upvotes • Caprina22

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I comfort my wife at her twin sister’s funeral as she cries into my shoulder.

3439 upvotes • fizzyyfrog

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Feeding my victim's corpses to starving pigs is an efficient way to get rid of the evidence.

3438 upvotes • Longjumping_Zebra_23

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Last night I had a nightmare that I was in a vegetative state at the hospital.	3444	Ancient_Radish_868
Being the father of a family living on a farm, its often you find that the kids run around and go missing every now and then.	3441	toothacin
“Feel free to explore the first three floors of the cave, but never go further than that, lest you awaken the Guardian,”	3440	KailTheDryad
The best way to eat oreos is too dunk them in milk until bubbles stop coming up.	3440	foxiana123
I proudly accepted my friends' dare to swim across the lake.	3440	empathysuite
🎶 Good night little pumpkin poo, I love you, true and through… 🎶	3440	powerofthePP
After starving for weeks on the icy landscape I finally committed the horrible act of cannibalism, eating my friend’s corpse.	3439	celerysoup39
That vet said the lump in ol' Bessie's udder was an "abbycess" that might stop her milkin'.	3439	Caprina22
I comfort my wife at her twin sister’s funeral as she cries into my shoulder.	3439	fizzyyfrog
Feeding my victim's corpses to starving pigs is an efficient way to get rid of the evidence.	3438	Longjumping_Zebra_23